Oh, children.

Alex (one of the girls I babysit): Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
Alex: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: I dunno, I just don't.
Alex: I have a boyfriend, kind of.
Me: You do?
Alex: Well, I like, I mean I love him.
Me: Does he love you back?
Alex: No.
Me: Does he know you love him?
Alex: No. -giggle-
Me: Well, I think you're probably too young to have a boyfriend anyways.
Alex: Are you too young to have a boyfriend?
Me: No, not necessarily?
Alex: Do you have one?
Me: No.
Alex: Why not?
Me: ...

Whoo babysitting is fun. Also I got nearly strangled several times today.

Olivia