Seriously, not the coolest thing.

I have not been able to log in to Blogger for a week. It's been driving me up the wall.

Figured out what it was today. It was fucken Google.

So Blogger owns Google, right? If you sign into Blogger, you have to use your Google account. No problem, right?

Actually it's a fucking huge problem because I dunno it's a glitch or something, it thinks it's back however many years ago, when this started. It tries to get you to merge old blogs with new accounts. I had a blog in middle school. It's that old. It thought that was the one I was trying to get into. It took a weird bit of signing in and out of Gmail a few times to fix it.

Arrrrrrrgh.

Anyways. Back now.

Fuck.

Olivia

Ow.

Sometimes when I breathe I feel like I'm not getting enough air or not filling my lungs enough or something. When this happens I force myself to take huge, gasping, sighing breaths until the feeling goes away. Usually it comes back.

I crack my knuckles a lot. One of them has started hurting when I crack it occasionally, but I have to do it anyways. If I don't it really bothers me until I do.

My eyes water when I yawn or when they have been staring for too long. I feel like I'm always crying.

I don't know why I decided to write about this.

Olivia

Um yeah.

I don't remember what I did today. Nothing interesting, anyways.

Olivia

Blah blah I am just kind of a screwy person.

I am either emotionally underdeveloped, extremely self-absorbed, or very socially awkward (but I suppose we already knew that bit). When an emotional response is expected of me, I freeze up. I do not know what to do. Unless I'm in explosive-mode - in which my emotions just kind of go crazy depending on the situation, in which I either can't stop crying or am barely holding back punches, in which my skull feels like it will cave in under the pressure - I just can't react. I don't know what to say to you if you just broke up with your significant other or your friend just died from cancer or you just lost the second kitten in a row to a mysterious disease. (These have all happened recently to my friends and I have not been able to do anything.) I feel kind of useless. I feel like a shitty friend. All I can say is Sorry that sucks and hope it makes up for my lack of..advice..moral support..I don't even know. What am I supposed to say?

This goes for physical closeness as well. If you are not one of a very small group of people in my life, if you hug me I will probably kind of tense up and move my arms awkwardly around you. And anyone at all putting their arm around my shoulder or on my seat back just makes me ridiculously uncomfortable, to a point where I either ask them to remove it or just do it myself.

I am have such a problem. Seriously, what is this. It is kind of stupid. I feel like I just don't have anything to offer so why do people care about me..

Sorry if I suck.

But otherwise, today was a good day.

Olivia

Bluhhhhhhhh.

Well today certainly was not the best day of my life.

Also I beat the Elite Four but I am having a hard time with the champion. 8I

Olivia

SUPER PRODUCTIVE (kind of).

In the last twelve hours I have animated a three-second baseball-bat-swing, beaten six gym leaders, acquired the remaining two starters of this generation of Pokemon (Alex bought a DS and HeartGold today, and traded them over to me, and others for himself, with a whopping five restarts), and placed Team Rocket's collective ass into their collective trembling hands.

I may not have finished The Last Airbender, but I consider today a productive success.

Olivia

PS. Okay, so as part of a stopping-Team-Rocket thing, you have to put on one of their uniforms and pretend you're one of them. So right now I'm just running around Goldenrod City, procrastinating on my saving-the-world duties, feeling like a total badass. I am such a goofball.

PPS. Rivalboy sounding like a huge dork. AM I LOSING TO YOU BECAUSE I DO NOT LOVE MY POKEYMANS. ;A;

I kind of wish there could be a rivalgirl. Not like the counterpart-stalker-person you have in some of the games, who battles you for fuuuun, and is a girl if you are a guy. No, I wish there would be a rivalgirl like the rivalboy in HeartGold / SoulSilver, like a hugely bitchy chick who thinks she can conquer the world. Kicking her ass would be so fucking satisfying.

Also, something amusing. How can these people still be sneering at me and thinking I am a helpless little girl when I have a hugeass Gyrados following me everywhere I go? Or a walking lava monster? Or a flowery fucken dinosaur? If I saw a ten-year-old with Pokemon that could crush me..I would stay out of her way.

On my Pokemon mentality.

This morning, I promised myself that I would finish The Last Airbender today. That did not happen; maybe tomorrow.

This afternoon, I promised myself that I would keep working on the drawing I started a couple of days ago. Eh, maybe tomorrow.

At nine thirty this evening, I promised myself I would go to bed before midnight. That did not happen; hopefully it will at least some time in the near future, if not tomorrow.

But I did play a whole lot of Pokemon.

...

The way I normally play Pokemon is that I generally try to get six (mostly random) Pokemon in my team up to at least level ten in the starting area, before I move on. That means a whole lot of grinding. In SoulSilver, I did not bother with that. Chose Chikorita as a starter, as I almost always - with the exception of the Mudkip generation - start with grass type; I named him Qwerty. (Usually I name my Pokemon the first word that comes to mind; it makes for some very silly nicknames.) Caught a Pidgey, named her Burlap. The other random Pokemon in my early party did not matter at all, as I barely ever end up keeping any of my non-starter starting-party Pokemon. Actually, I'm not sure I ever have. Anyways. Qwerty and Burlap are the only ones I used up past the first gym, Faulkner the flying-type-guy.

Then I was talking to a friend, who was pre-planning her Diamond team. I have never pre-planned before; I just kind of go with what I get. As I've said before, I sometimes get very emotionally attached to characters in video games..anyways. I started thinking about my Pokemon style. Because everyone has their own techniques, I guess, especially in a game like this. But I think mine is kind of silly.

For one thing, I am not at all defensive. At all. At all. It's like how in WoW, I would not be able to be a healer. I do not have a healer's mentality. As soon as I realize I need heals, I have jumped on my tenth mob in a row and I'm down to a quarter health but oh well, I can just kill it quickly and then heal, right? but oops, I seem to have aggro'd three more better click the rejuve button oops I'm dead. It doesn't get quite that bad in Pokemon, especially since..I remember to heal when I need it. xD But no, I mean I don't use any of those dumb boosting moves, and I get rid of them as soon as possible. It really pisses me off when an opponent uses something like Tail Whip or Growl; sure, it affects my offense or defense, but I DO NOT CARE JUST HIT ME SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH. Growl is annoying because if they have enough time to keep doing it for a while, it takes more and more hits to take them down, and they get in more and more Growls, and it's just a horrible cycle. The only things I can really commend are accuracy-depleting moves, because those are bitchessssssss to deal with. But I am all about the offensive. Hit as hard as you can and eventually you will win.

As for the types of Pokemon I choose for my endgame party..well. I'm a bit mental about it. I guess I am drawn to the four classical elements, or as close as I can get to them, with a bit of Pokemodifications. I must have grass, water, fire, and flying in my party at all times; this is for type matching as well as for the HMs necessary to mobilize. I also see them as the best types, although of course this is not necessarily true. I was recently looking at type matchups, and I realized that steel type is ridiculously resilient against almost all types. Yet I am still not exactly inclined to find a steel type for my party. I resent ground / rock; my starter type is always super effective against them, so I have never seen them as a good type. Fighting and normal fly under my radar. So does ghost, although it shouldn't; some things don't affect it at all, which is good. And I hate bug types, not because I dislike bugs but because I always imagine them being burned or flooded or frozen by attacks, and that is no use to me. I rather enjoy dragon types, although they come around near the same time as the ice gym, in which it is silly to have dragon types.

I don't actually plan which Pokemon will make it into my endgame party. Never the beginning ones; I project upon them an aura of weakness which I suppose is a bit silly, but maybe it makes sense. But I think I've only evolved a Pidgey to a Pidgeotto once, and never to a full-grown Pidgeot. Usually my party is comprised of Pokemon I pick up somewhere mid-way. Never legendaries, or almost never. Occasionally I use them against the Elite Four, but not often. I feel like, since they are introduced near the end and already at high level, you have no real opportunity to care about them at all..

Right now I am doing barely-planning,-really. I caught a level ten Magikarp, and am raising it to Gyrados. Ten levels. Ten long, horrible, painful levels of switching around. But it'll be good when it happens, because it's water and flying type; so I don't have to carry them around separately. (I always thought it was funny that Gyrados is flying, not dragon.) And I hope to get a Vulpix in the nearish future, to be my fire. But that's it. Not much thought at all into it.

...

Not sure why I wrote this.

Olivia

More dream stuff.

YOU SEE? I tried it last night. But instead I ended up dreaming about my old roommates. Which is basically the opposite of what I wanted. Because I wanted someone whose company I actually enjoy..

Oh well.

Dream stuff.

I used to believe that bullshit about how if you think about someone right before you fall asleep, you will dream about them. I used to try it all the time.

It never worked.

I dream about really strange things. But never the things I want. As I believe I have said before, I have never had a flying dream. And I don't meet people in my sleep. I used to want to.

Olivia

Lol dating sites.

I didn't know this could happen. I am sorely tempted to try it for myself, to see if I can get a no-match as well. It is a secret desire of mine to make a zillion ridiculous fake profiles on dating sites and troll the fuck out of them. Or, you know, just one. OKAY, WHO WANTS TO BE THE FACE.

Olivia

Nothinggggg.

Well, today I mostly spent sleeping and drawing disgruntled blobby-things and half-naked ladies with vulture skulls for heads.

AND I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO SLEEP NOW. YAAAAAY. SLEEP IS GOOD.

Man I am so tired. Good night.

Olivia

PS.

IT'S JUST SO SAAAADDDD.

Lol I'm so good at this. Ugh, tomorrow I have to be up before seven because people are coming to deliver furniture 'between seven and eleven'. I hate this window thing. I mean, I understand that they can't know exactly when they'll be here, but.. Okay, mainly I'm just upset about the getting-up-before-seven thing.

...

Discovered this:



I love this lady.

...

BEDDDDD.

Olivia

PS. I think tomorrow I will start playing Pokemon again.

SO BASICALLY I SUCK.

Ooh, way to go Olivia, way to totally stick to your one o'clock proposed bedtime.

New resolution: Write blog posts some time during the day so there's actually content besides ARGH I NEED TO GO TO BED LIKE NOW. Because there were things I was going to write about, like work and movies and stuff, but right now I can't because it's almost three and I have to present stuff to boss-people tomorrow, so I actually have to go in tomorrow. Bluuuuuuhhhhhh.

Olivia

SO DUMB. DUMB DUMB DUMB.

Oh my god you guys I am so stupid. Why do I never sleep. Why. Why why.

Tomorrow I will tell you about Despicable Me and Firefox being a total douchebag on two computers and what I have been up to and maybe I will even deign to finish The Last Airbender..

Good night. (Yeah right.)

Olivia

PS. If you bet on me last night you totally lost. Although I went to bed at two thirty, so..getting better?

TRYING THIS AGAIN.

Argh okay tonight I'm sleeping early for real. Like right now. (Or half an hour from now at the latest.)

Dude if I were betting on myself, I..wouldn't. -headdesk-

Good night I hope.

Olivia

On naked dudes.

Even after that drawing class, I still feel more awkward looking up nude male reference than nude female reference. This may be a society thing or it may be that I am still not comfortable in my own sexuality. Or just with anything sexual in general.. Basically the only thing I can do is make 'that's what she said' jokes. Perhaps the naked-people thing is just because I am more used to nude women than nude men, because..well, I'm a girl. But it was fine when I was in class. Maybe it is the difference between being told to draw a naked man and going to look for one on the internet.. It feels kind of inappropriate..

I cannot even really talk about sex-related-things unless it is with a DURR HURR attitude. When other girls talk about the physical attractiveness (well, 'hotness', 'cuteness', 'sexiness') of guys, I kind of just sit there and pretend I cannot hear what they are saying. Sexy makes me uncomfortable.

So basically what is happening is that I'm looking for reference for a drawing I'm doing, and I'm finding a bunch of guys with really beautiful forms and lines, and then I kind of get distracted. 'Oh. A penis. I don't know what to think about this.' I don't know what's wrong with me. In class I either draw it and move on or skip over it in favor of other body parts, and leave a kind of vague block-in where it should be. (I also do this for the face if I don't get to it in time, so it's not even like it's getting special treatment..)

Alright this discussion is making me feel awkward. Also it's three thirty and I'm tired. So, good night.

Olivia

PS. No, I didn't go to sleep when I said I would. I was planning on it..but then I started drawing a picture. Which is why I am writing this.)

Sleep is good.

I've been so tired recently. It's like, I wake up and a couple of hours later I'm ready for a nap. Probably my fucked-up sleep schedule; in the last three weeks I've gone to bed before three in the morning a total of one time.

I should fix this. Resolution: Sleep at midnight tonight.

Probability of meeting this goal: 20%.

This is a much higher probability than most days.

Olivia

Olivia's Moviewatch.

Movie commentaries will be posted here from now on.

It took me six hours to watch Twilight.

I started watching The Last Airbender at nine. It is now four thirty. I mean sure I've been pausing a lot to write about it, and I've been doing some stuff on the side, and I took a three-hour break after the first fifteen minutes to watch Food Network with Max and Alex and cook some bacon for the first time (long story). But still. This is just ridiculous. I'm only thirty-five minutes in.

Ah well. Tomorrow is another day.

Olivia

The end of the last shreds of innocence. (Twilight commentary.)

OKAY YOU GUYS I'VE DONE IT. I've broken down. I'm going to watch Twilight. Expect a play-by-play.

...

Entire movie: -is in shades of blue and grey-
Olivia: -wonders if New Moon is entirely in shades of..werewolf colors-

"Your hair is shorter." "I cut it." "Oh. Guess it grew out again." LOL.

Aw, she has a pet cactus. So cute.

"Saleslady picked out the uh, bed stuff. You like purple, right?" "Purple's cool.." Man they're so awkward.

HI I'M JACOB. I HAVE LONG FLOWING LOCKS, MAN IS MY HAIR PRETTY OR WHAT. Oh don't mind our dads, they flirt all the time.

YAY A TRUCK oops I hit you in the crotch with the door SILLY CLUMSY OL ME TEE HEE.

Jacob: -hops in truck- -chats with Bella- -surreptitiously looks at chest-

Sticking-out-like-a-sore-thumb-truck: -grumbles-
Rest-of-school: Hurr hurr nice caaaar.

Hi I'm an Asian kid whose name you're probably gonna forget. I already know your name, because I'm a total creeper. Wanna go out? -creepy grin-

HI I'M MIKE AND I KNOW YOUR NAME TOO. You hit me on the back of the head with a volleyball but it's okay because you're pretty. -goofy smile-
HEYYYYY GUYS hi I'm Jessica stay away from this guy, I may be smiling but my eyes say they will EAT YOU.
Hey yeah I'm Bella mumble mumble.
LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND WE LOVE YOU.

Lunch table:
White fanboy: Bella loves me. 8D
Asian fanboy: NO ACTUALLY SHE LOVED ME FIRST.
Black fanboy: WELL I'M GONNA JUST SNEAK IN AND RANDOMLY KISS HER ON THE CHEEK WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.
That insecure chick: Oh hahah yeah..
Glasses-and-camera girl: I LIKE YOU BE MY FRIEND.
Bella: Mumble mumble.
Everyone: LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND WE LOVE YOU.

Cullens: -slow motion strut into cafeteria-
Background music: -sexytime-
Girls: -rumor rumor rumor lols-

The girl who plays Alice is kind of adorable.

Edward: -walks in-
Bella: -stoner face-
Edward: -stares at Bella-
Bella: -stoner face-

OH GOD. Bella walked into class and the fan swept her hair back as Western-standoff music played, and Edward, staring intently at her, basically got a full-body boner. Not even kidding. His entire body got really stiff. This movie is SOOOO AWKWAAAAARD.

Bella: -sits down next to Edward-
Edward: Oh god what is that stench.
Bella: *INSECURITIES ACTIVATE*

BAHAHAHAH I love the face he makes at her.











O-oh god. An old man is in love with her too. (I mean, besides Edward. Who is older.)

Cullens-sans-Edward driving into parking lot: -look totally douchey-
Bella-Fan-Club: -hang out in stoner van-
Bella: -reads book in parking lot instead of being at all social even though they all love her and want her babies-

Cullens-sans-Edward entering school: -stare at Bella-
Cullens-sans-Edward in cafeteria: -stare at Bella-
Edward: -not stare at Bella WHY ISN'T HE HERE TO GIVE ME THE STINKEYE I MISS HIM WHERE DID HE GO-

Oh look! Something that actually looks dramatic and plot-y. Even though it isn't explained at all, this is like an hour and a half earlier than it would have showed up in the book.

Boisterous fanboys: WE LOVE YOU BELLA.
Bella: Uh. -stoner face-

Edward: -is finally in class, yay!-
Edward: -is smiling and not covering nose?-
Edward: -is evidently having a bipolar moment-

Edward: I am socially awkward and my eyes are always too wide!
Bella: -giggle-

Bella: "I don't really like the rain. Any cold..wet..thing, I don't really.."
Olivia: -SNORT-

Edwards eyes: -are intense-
Bella: -swooning face-

Edward: -is suddenly extremly interested in Bella's life-
Bella: -is not creeped out at all even though she was by the harmless normal teenage flirtations of her fanboys-

Bella: -IS CARRYING THE GOLDEN ONION, LOL-

Bella: Hey your eyes changed color. I've only seen you once before this, but I know, because I'm obsessed with you.
Edward: It's..uh..the fluorescence.
Olivia: THAT WAS A REALLY LAME EXCUSE EDWARD.

Cullens-including-Edward in the parking lot: -stare at Bella-
Black fanboy's van: -screeches towards Bella intent on killing her OH IF ONLY IT HAD, AT LEAST THE PROPS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING-
Edward: -FWOOSH- -RESCUE- -SCARY WIDE EYES-
Bella: -stoner face-

Everyone in parking lot: -SWARM ANXIOUSLY-
Black fanboy who has a cut on his face while Bella remains unscathed: I AM SO SORRY. ;A;
Charlie: I AM ANGRY AT YOU, FANBOY.
Black fanboy: I AM SO SORRY. ;A;
Charlie: You could have been killed, Bella!
Bella: That's because I'm a dumb bitch and instead of running or dodging, spread out in front of the car like I was trying to fucken protect it or something.

Doctor Cullen: -IS LIKE THE FUCKING YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD AND KIND OF SCARY-
Doctor Cullen: -PROBABLY PLAYED AN EXTRA AT FORKS HIGH SCHOOL THAT'S HOW YOUNG HE IS, SERIOUSLY-
Doctor Cullen: -NO BUT REALLY, AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JASPER OR SOMEONE IN A LAB COAT-

Bella: -confused assertions-
Edward: Lol you silly bitch, I was there the whole time. Shut your face.

Bella: -in bed, hears something at window-
Edward: LOL I AM TOTALLY OUT HERE CREEPING ON YOOOOOU.

White fanboy: Wanna go to the dance with me? -hopeful grin-
Bella: -stoner face- Uh no I'm gonna try to put you down gently but I know your heart is breaking uh sorry about that. Go ask airhead fangirl, she wants you.
Edward: -giggles in the background-
Teacher: By saying 'Yo', I am completely down wit' the teenaged folks.
Edward: -giggles-

Airhead fangirl: Bella guess what! White fanboy asked me to prom! I can't believe it, I thought he was going to ask you! MAN I AM SO EXCITED. THIS DOES WONDERS FOR MY FEMININE INSECURITIES.
Bella: Lol yeah whatever mumble mumble.

Asian fanboy: Lol I'm immature.

Edward: We shouldn't be friends.
Bella: BUT EVERYONE ELSE LOVES ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THE VAN CRUSH ME.
Edward: Yeah but then I would have gone crazy and lapped up all your blood from the pavement. And then we would have to moooove.

Alice: Hi! I am cute and friendly!
Edward: Yeah but Bella can't hang out with you because I shouldn't be friends with her.
Jasper: I have a bad wig and don't say anything and make weird faces even when I'm playing an Inuit-based warrior-boy.



(Mini-rant: I am still not sure whether or not to see The Last Airbender because it's gotten ridiculously horrible reviews and everyone hates it. And I glazed over the race-casting thing, but only because MNight said he cast according to acting ability. Apparently they can't act. And apparently they make a lot of weird name-pronunciation changes, which is dumb. You can do that for a book, but don't do it for a television show! Especially when your reasoning is that it will make it sound more authentic. Sure, make every other decision the stupidest thing ever, but decide that you're going to pronounce Aang 'Ahng' and Sokka 'So-kah' and Iroh 'Eeroh' and avatar 'ahvahtar'. Because obviously that's going to make everyone ignore your other horrible pieces.)

Black fanboy: I have a large and obvious bandage on my forehead from the cut that the accident gave me. But that's okay because at least Bella wasn't hurt!

Edward: -lame comment-
Bella: -drops apple in clumsiness and crush..iness?-
Edward: -kick-catches apple-
Olivia: OHO I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE that was really dumb but I'm impressed that Robert Pattinson could do that, I wonder how many takes they did.

Bella in the frame I paused to come write that: -stoner face-

Edward: I AM REALLY BIPOLAR YOU GUYS.
Bella: I am confused and wary.
Edward: -winning smile-
Bella: Stop PMSing.

Edward: "Let's say if you were smart, you'd stay away from me."
Bella: "Okay, let's say for argument's sake that I'm not smart."
Olivia: NO MARY SUE STEPHENIE MEYER BELLA WE CANNOT SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND CLEVER AND INTELLIGENT AND AMAZING.

Edward: "What if I'm not the hero, what if I'm..the bad guy?"
Bella: You're not. You're lovable and hot and I want you so bad. We are at the salad bar but I want you to do me right here. My stoner face says it all.
Olivia: -kicks-

Cute nerdy fangirl: Asian fanboy keeps not asking me to prom.
Bella: Whoops that's my fault. So I'm going to say some empty words that Christina Aguilera or someone has in her lyrics.
Cute nerdy fangirl: That means so much to me!

Indian dudes: HEY BELLA we can join your fan club too ALSO WE HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS.
Jacob: Hiiiii.

Indian dudes: "The Cullens don't come here." -tense silence-
Bella and Jacob: -licorice-

Bella: What do they mean?
Jacob: I'm not supposed to tell but I LOVE YOU so I'm going to reveal my people's secrets YAY LET'S BE FRIENDS.

Jacob: -intense local legend-
Asian fanboy, in the background: -is totally immature-

More tiny plot insertion: -is really short-
But at least she's hot.
THESE ARE REAL VAMPIRES. Unfortunately I believe they also sparkle.

Bella: -goes on Google, but apparently is incapable of finding free online information, instead needing to go to an actual bookstore to find a book of legends, INSTEAD OF JUST READING ON THE INTERNET, but I guess we need her to go to that city or whatever for plot, because that's where she almost gets raped but then Edward SAVES HER, he's her knight in cold glittering marble armor skin-

Cute nerdy fangirl: Yay Bella's advice worked, Asian fanboy is settling for me!
Airhead fangirl: Yay dress shopping!
Bella: I'll come with you?
Fangirls: OF COURSE YOU ARE weneedyou.

Wow I'm only one third of the way through this movie..

Bella: I like bookstores more than dress shopping, I am a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.
Olivia: ..Does this mean I can't like bookstores more than dress shopping anymore? I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE HERRRRR. ;A;

Oh my god this is so awkward. RAPE SCENE god she's going to be gangbanged. That's what you get for walking down a dark alley, Bella. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO BOOKSTORES. (Did that guy just ask her if she likes beer pong? SUDDENLY THIS MOVIE IS TOTALLY WORTH IT.)

Edward: -RESCUUUUUUE-
Bella: -slightly more intense stoner face-

Bella: You should put your seat belt on.
Edward: -hysterical giggle- YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON.

Fangirls: BITCH WHERE WERE YOU we were hungry.
Edward: -charismatic glimmer-
Fangirls: ..-giggle-

Fangirls: Okay, so wanna go?
Edward: I will feed her dinner.
Fangirls: THAT'S SO SWEET. -giggle-
Bella: Yeah..I should eat..
Fangirls: -giggle-

Waitress: -flirts with Edward-
Edward: -stoneface-
Bella: BITCH PLEASE.

Bella: Give me some answers.
Edward: -smartassery-
Bella: Okay I love you but SHUT UP.

Edward: I can read every mind here but yours.
Olivia: THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
Bella: "Is there something wrong with me?"
Olivia: YES.

Bella and Edward's hands: -finally touch-
Background music: -eeeeeerrriiiiiieeeeee-
Bella: Your dick hand is so cold..

Bella: Hey dad. I'm going to actually show some affection for you for the first time in this movie.
Charlie: -'s friend just got mauled by vampires got attacked by wild animals-

Bella: -opens book, sees diagram with caption containing the words 'Cold One', GOES TO GOOGLE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT FIRST, BELLA, YOU STUPID GIRL; THIS IS WHY HE CAN'T READ YOUR MIND-

Bella: -finally has a revelation-
Bella: -also has a wet dream about Edward dressed as Count Dracula drinking her blood-

Bella: -slow motion stare at Edward-
Edward: -slow motion stare at Bella-
Bella: -slow motion walk past Edward-
Edward: -knowing look-
Olivia: -is still not even halfway through the movie-

Edward: -follows Bella into the woods-
Edward: -is so creepy-
Bad high school mural in the background: -is bad-
Music: -is intense-
Camera angle: -is intense-

Oh here's the dramatic scene. Where Bella lists all of his vampire traits and Edward is like ..Yeah. Yeah I am. I AM ALSO DANGEROUS.

Camera movement: -is dramatic-

Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: SAY IT, BITCH.

Cheesy fast-motion run through the forest: -is cheesy-

Edward in the sunlight: -barely looks any different- -might look a bit like his skin is bubbling; did he take Polyjuice Potion recently?-
Cheesy *glitter!* sound effects: -are basically the only things that make him seem like he's sparkling-
Bella: I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS.
Edward: -resentful face-

Edward: Bella no seriously I'm really dangerous.
Bella: -orgasm face for basically the entire scene-
Edward: I AM A KILLER.
Bella: I DON'T CARE I LOVE YOU MAKE BABIES INSIDE OF MEEEE.
Edward: I WANT TO EAT YOU.
Bella: STILL LOVE YOU.

Edward: -is just running around to show off, you douchebag-

Edward: "Your scent..it's like a drug to me. You're like my own personal brand of heroin."
Bella: I am feeling so strange in my pants right now.

Bella: Now I'm afraid.
Edward: Good, you should be.
Bella: NO WAIT I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of losing you!
Olivia: -headdesk-

Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
Olivia: -HEADDESK FOREVER-

...

Alright, here's where we end for tonight. I can only take so much of this. I ended up stopping fifteen minutes in to watch Food Network for an hour and a half, because Iron Chef and Ace of Cakes are healing for my brain.

Okay this wasn't like my usual movie-watching-commentaries, where sometimes I actually say semi-thoughtful things maybe. No. Today was just a whole lot of: -watch thirty seconds- -lol- -pause movie- -scamper over to blog- -make fun of it-

More tomorrow.

(I think I almost like this better than the book, though. The book is fucken terrifying. The movie is just a load of pfffffffttttttt.)

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And, to round off the evening:



You're welcome.

Olivia

PS. Lol..

Lol Ai poop.

So basically I spent my entire evening on the roleplay group's OOC chat doodling silly pictures in Illustrator. (Someone was drawing a bunch of characters in sexyform, and I rather enjoyed this.)



Olivia

Man I need to sleep more.

You know the funny part is that I keep telling myself that tonight will be different. That tonight I will actually be in bed, with lights off and computer away, before midnight. It is such a good plan. I will actually have a real sleep tonight.

Then I stay up until sunrise and say Oops and slip under the covers before my mother wakes up and sees my bedroom light on and tells me off for still not having slept when I know that I need to be at work in four hours.

For example it is three in the morning and I thought I would be sleeping by ten. From ten to now: Doodling. Interneting. Playing with Ustream but not actually streaming anything. Sandwiching. Having an almost-all-caps discussion with a friend about Lost. Just generally being very silly in our roleplaying group's OOC chatroom on deviantArt. Trying to sleep but instead being silly again.

...

But before I sleep, DUUUUUUDE.



I really enjoy the music in Lost. I want to be able to play this. Maaaaan, now I have to practice.

Olivia

PS.

Ankherite: DID YOU NOTICE THAT LIKE ALL OF S6 RICHARD WAS TOTALLY BATSHIT

Ankherite: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: I AM NOT GOING TO

Ankherite: NOPE NVM GONNA KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: DEAD WIFE GONNA KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: LIVE FOREVER GONNA KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: GOD IS DEAD GONNA KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: OH IT IS WEDNESDAY GONNA KILL MYSELF

Ankherite: LET ME JUST EAT THIS STICK OF DYNAMITE OH IT DIDN'T WORK

Ankherite: honestly it was sort of irritating BUT ALSO HILARIOUS and that's what counts

Ankherite: OKAY HERE IS THE SADDEST PART EVER

Ankherite: LOCKE'S DEATH

Ankherite: AND BEN LIKE TEARING UP AFTERWARDS

Ankherite: I JUST WATCHED THAT WITH MY FRIEND YESTERDAY WE BOTH CRIED

Ankherite: SOOOOOOO SAD

Olovia: OH MAN I KNOW.

Olovia: LOCKE / BEN FOREVER?

Olovia: -shot-

Ankherite: WH-

Ankherite: WHA---

Ankherite: OLIVIA I

Ankherite: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY

Ankherite: UM

Ankherite: UM I AM JUST GOING TO GO STAB MYSELF

Ankherite: no I do not ship that it is weird :IIIIIIIII

Ankherite: I DON'T HAVE ANY LOST SHIPS MAN

Olovia: LOL SORRY.

Ankherite: YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THAT ARE YOU

Olovia: IT WAS A JOOOOOKE.

Ankherite: OKAY GOOD

Olovia: xD

Ankherite: SOMEONE COMMENTED THAT ON MY LOST COMIC AND I WAS LIKE

Ankherite: FGHFGHFJGH

Olovia: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Olovia: OH MAN I JUST LOOKED.

Olovia: 'BLOCKE'?

* Olovia dies.

Ankherite: I KNOW I WAS LIKE

Ankherite: WAIT WHAAAAAAAT

Olovia: ANYWAYS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BROUSSEAU IS PRACTICALLY CANON. 8|

** qmaster97 has joined

Olovia: YOU NEVER MAKE ME SANDWICHES.

qmaster97: hi is this room n00b freindly

idunt: no we're all jerks here

qmaster97: ohh

qmaster97: so your going to kick me right

idunt: that would be rather violent 8I

* Oloviakicks the new kid with WILD ABANDON.

* iduntKICKS HARDER THAN OLIVIA

* OloviaSTARTS KICKING MEEP INSTEAD.

Ankherite: every year on my birthday my lost-watching friend is like SORRY IT'S KIND OF HARD TO CELEBRATE ON THE DAY YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER

* iduntthen kicks olivia for good form

Ankherite: BRB GETTING DRUNK ON CHEAP COMPANY BEER

* Ankheritekicks self

* iduntKICKS SPECK JUST TO NOT LEAVE ANYBODY OUT

* Ankheritebeat meep

idunt: ... god you guys keep on kicking people right before I do

idunt: FINE

* iduntkicks the new kid instead 'cos you guys are fast jerks

qmaster97: well it looks like a kicking fest

* OloviaFLAILS ABOUT AIMLESSLY.

qmaster97: so do any of you watch animes??

idunt: we all watch hardcore furry hentai :I

qmaster97: ohh

Olovia: I do not. Although we are right now in the middle of a loud discussion about Lost.

qmaster97: well then

* OloviaATTEMPTS TO KICK THE HARDCORE FURRY HENTAI OUT OF MEEP.

Ankherite: MEEP MAN I NEVER KNE

* iduntIF ONLY YOU WERE HEARTY I WOULD TICKLE YOUR FEET UNTIL YOU CONFORMED

Ankherite: W

Ankherite: THAT YOU WERE LIKE THAT

idunt: I WATCH IT WHILST WEARING A BEAR COSTUME

idunt: A BIG

idunt: FUZZY BEAR

Olovia: A PEDOBEAR COSTUME?

idunt: BUT IN MY SOUL I AM REALLY A WOLF STUCK IN THE BODY OF A HUMAN

Ankherite: OH MAN ME TOOOOOOOOOO

Ankherite: HOW DID YOU KNOWWWWWW

OHMAN REALLY?

qmaster97: haha pedobear

Ankherite: WE SHOULD FORM A PACK

Ankherite: I AM THE ALPHA WOLF CLEARLY

idunt: WHAT NO WAY

idunt: I AM

Olovia: FFFFFFFF NO SPECK I STEP ON YOU.

idunt: BECAUSE I AM ALSO A VAMPIRE

qmaster97: wolfs are cool

Olovia: Wolves are THE FRIGGING BOMB.

idunt: I am a loner because I am both

idunt: so clearly I am deserving of being the alpha wolf

Olovia: Aw Meep are you gonna go cry to some girl a hundred years younger than you?

Olovia: SURELY SHE WILL BE SYMPATHETIC.

idunt: oh no

idunt: I just want a nice little four year old

Olovia: The real question is, CAN SHE SEE YOU SPARKLE UNDERNEATH ALL THAT FUR.

idunt: WHY YES

** qmaster97 has left [connection closed]

idunt: MY FUR GLISTENS

idunt: rofl

idunt: MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED SO I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE /NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE PARENTS BE DIVORCED/

idunt: AND MY SOUL IS TRAPPED INSIDE THIS HUMAN BODY

idunt: IT LONGS TO BE FREE

idunt: WITH MY VAMPIRE WOLF BRETHREN

idunt: BUT UNFORTUNATELY

idunt: STEPH. MAYER DOESN'T WRITE BACK TO MY MAIL

idunt: SO I WRITE FANFICS ABOUT MY FURSONA SELF

idunt: BUT I RAN OUT OF COLORS TO USE

idunt: SO THERE

idunt: MY LIFE IS SO TRAGIC THAT IT TRAGICALLY OWNS YOURS

* iduntsighs dramatically

Olovia: Man I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

idunt: wait

idunt: I feel more coming on

idunt: omg you gais now I just came up with an amazing character she's really pretty and smart but clumsy but nobody understands her i think i will share my name Isabela with her

idunt: there

idunt: done

Olovia: -headdesk-

idunt: you see

idunt: the clumsiness is her character flaw--- gotta have a balanced character

idunt: hay olivia I think speck's subtly hinting at something

idunt: I'm not sure what though :I

idunt: (why sure why not I'll rp)

Ankherite: YESSSS

Olovia: I thought we were doing that tomorrow. D:

Ankherite: NOPE

Ankherite: NOWWWW

Olovia: IT IS ALMOST FOUR.

Olovia: COME ON SPECK.

Ankherite: WHATEVER

Ankherite: FUNKILLER

Olovia: I HAVE WORK TOMORROW.

Olovia: PSHHHHHHHHH.

Ankherite: I HAVE CLASS

Olovia: I NEED MONEY.

Ankherite: BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME WHINING

Ankherite: PSHHHH

Ankherite: I NEED KNOWLEDGE

idunt: I HAVE A REALLY CRAPPY SLEEP SCHEDULE TO FIX

Olovia: YOU DO NOT NEED FRENCH.

Ankherite: YES

Ankherite: YES I DO

Olovia: TU N'AS PAS BESOIN..FRANCAIS?

Olovia: OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Ankherite: DE FRANCAIS

Olovia: CLOSE ENOUGH.

Ankherite: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

* Oloviakicks Speck again.

idunt: French is my least favorite class

Ankherite: POURQUOI

idunt: UHM

idunt: I'M REALLY BAD AT IT

idunt: SO I CAN'T SLEEP THROUGH IT

Olovia: French is most favorite fries. |B

Ankherite: WELL I AM REALLY GOOD AT IT SO JE PEUX DORMIR

idunt: -is a really lame student-

Ankherite: OLIVIA THAT SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE IN ENGLISH OR IN ANY LANGUAGE

Olovia: THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY YOU SILLY SPECK.

Ankherite: WAIT WHAT

Olovia: YOU MANK NO SENSE IN ENGLISH OR IN ANY LANGUAGE.

Ankherite: NO I MEAN IN CLASS

Olovia: Oh. xD

Olovia: Wow I said 'mank'.

Ankherite: MANK??? POT'S CALLIN THE KETTLE BLACK

Olovia: It is like make..and wank..

PPS. Man okay it's an hour later and I'm now hangin on Youtube instead of sleeping. Promise this is the last. It's amazing.



PPPS. Okay I totally lied it's five now and I'm still awake watching Jimmy Kimmel Lost videos on Youtube. -shame-