An important list.

Reasons why you don't want to live with girls:

- They shriek. No, seriously. They shriek when they're excited or when they're starving for attention or when they're with guys and want to seem, I dunno, fun or something. Sometimes when you're, I dunno, say, trying to take a nap, they might wake you up by shrieking at the top of their lungs for who-fucking-knows-what and just keep doing it, every few seconds, and you can't block it out. And then you get really cranky because you really wanted a nap, and it takes them what feels like forever to stop fucking shrieking. (What the hell is up with shrieking, really? Is it some evolutionary defense mechanism, or mating call, or something?)
- They talk about diets.
- That mirrors thing.
- THEY'RE SHRIEKING AGAIN. WHY.
- They think they're good at singing, so they sing. All the time. All the fucking time. Like, say, for instance, maybe, when you're trying to sleep.
- Somehow, makeup gets all over the bathroom.
- Squealing over new dresses.
- Whining about weight.
- Whining about boobs or lack.
- Whining about ass or lack.
- PMS.

I like them. But they're hard to live with. Normal girls are weird. They're like aliens or something.

Good night.

Olivia